Wednesday, February 20, 2008
for those who has not watched CJ7,
i recommend this movie to you. :D
它是一个能够真正触到内心深处的感动
温情剧、喜剧的结合
却又有着超乎想象的内涵
这部长江7号，很漂亮。
chernTze
最强坟墓留言
1）生时何需久睡，死后自会长眠．
2）本人已死，有事烧纸．
3）当你看清这行字的时候，你踩到我了。
4）如果可能，请把我叫醒。
5）留言：我觉得我还可以再抢救一下！
6）旺铺转让，价格面议。
7）我是怎么死的？
8）我从前是个胖子，现在和所有躺着的人一样有骨感！
9）我有时出来走走。
10）＊＊＊到地球一游。
11）恕我不站起来迎客了。
造句
题目：其中
学生：我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
批语：你是蜈蚣吗？
题目：陆陆续续
学生： 下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回家了。
批语：你到底有几个爸爸呀？
题目：难过
学生：我家门前有条水沟很难过。
批语：老师更难过
题目：况且
学生：一列火车经过，况且况且况且况且
批语：我死了算了
题目: 原来
小朋友写: 原来他是我爸爸。
老师评语: 妈妈关切一下
题目: 天涯海角
小朋友写: 妹妹乱跑跑到天涯海角。
老师评语: 你妹妹真会跑
题目: 皮开肉绽
小朋友写: 停电的夜晚，到处很黑，我吓得皮开肉绽!
老师评语: 看到这句…… 老师佩服你
日记
3月5日 星期日 晴
今天我写完作业没事了，就拿出妈妈缝衣服的针来玩，一不小心扎死了一只鸡，我很难过，我以后再也不玩针了。
老师评语：可不可以告诉老师，你是怎么一下就认准那只鸡的死穴的？
笑话
班上来了一个转校生…… 自我介绍时说：
“我未必会是最好的…… 我未必会是最棒的…… 我未必会是最聪明的……”
大家都赞她好谦虚时……
她说：“大家好…… 我叫魏碧慧……”
今天早上上班赶公共汽车，到站台的时候，汽车已经激活。于是我只好边追边喊：“师傅，等等我！师傅，等等我呀！”这时一乘客从车窗探出头来冲我说了一句：“悟空，你就别追了。”
听说女人如衣服，兄弟如手足，回想起来，我竟然七手八脚地裸奔了19年！
上帝说：“要有光。”我说：“不批准！” ——于是我们便有了黑夜。
唐三藏感化某妖：
所以说做妖就象做人一样，要有仁慈的心，有了仁慈的心，就不再是妖，是人妖。
just some random stuff for fun. haha. :D
chernTze
Sunday, February 17, 2008
“大家看过电影之后，一定会觉得有些奇怪。” 周星驰说道， “我这次都和以往有着很大的区别。我发现其实自己还有很多东西可以完善，可以去想、可以去做，所以我会在接下来几年中，尝试不同的风格，温情只是开始。”
who the hell said CJ7 is gonna be his last movie?
袁老师：最近身体怎么样？
周铁：最近身体有点问题。
袁老师：什么问题？
周铁：我发现我最近好英俊啊。
袁老师：…… 蛮好笑的。
chernTze
Saturday, February 09, 2008
had a bday bbq party with my mother's side relatives
and then cny with my father's side relatives
cny + my bday (ON THE 8TH FEB)
gained me at least half a kg i think.
i have a feeling that my digestive system is having probs with all those messy food ive eaten in the past few days. O.o
LUCY MY BDAY WAS ON THE 8TH FEB.
you shld be feeling retarded, aye.
chernTze
Tuesday, February 05, 2008
hello everyone.
im going to be emceeing for the 挥春 tmr.
it's gonna be very suay i know.
but then but then.
okay lah.
im very nervous right now.
eh thanks litxian for rmbring my bday!
so touched. :'D
anw.
i think i had quite a deep affection for the kranji war memorial.
i really wish to sleep there for 2 whole days lor.
or just lying on the grass and doing nth.
ahh so serene.
but then.
the grass (though seemingly very soft) is PRICKLY.
...
and there was dog shit.
aye.aye.aye.
HAPPY NEW YEAR PPL!! :D
will be going back to msia tmr at 2, with zihui.
daddy, mommy, papa and mama
promised to hold a family bday party for me!!
they said there will be 胡椒螃蟹..
ahh my favorite of all favourites.
im looking forward to it!! :DD
chernTze
Monday, February 04, 2008
AHH LUCY YOU'RE AFFECTING ME AGAIN.
now i think that the angela-baby person is tons prettier. :X
shoots.
how can ppl actually be born like that.
i wonder what her mom ate during her pregnancy.
hmms.
just saw dawn yang's photo before she went for plastic surgery.
it seems like if i go for plastic surgery i will also get the same face eh.
so perfect, so wonderful, so advanced
... yet so common in this era.
is beauty really skin deep?
and what can a dazzling appearance give oneself?
why would ppl starve themselves just to become skinny, skinny and skinnier?
and why would ppl actually think that being skinny is good?
also, why are ppl willing to bear with the pain and go for liposuction?
why would ppl aspire to become beautiful,
and go through plastic surgery just to become what you're not?
is there a clear line between a fake and a true beauty nowadays?
i doubt them all.
chernTze
Saturday, February 02, 2008
the nanyang workload- and adding!
by the end of the day we had half of the whiteboard covered
and ourselves drowned.
oh i think dawn yang is really beautiful. :D
although she went thru plastic surgery. but still.
SHE IS STUNNINGLY PRETTY!
nvm. haha.
lest someone starts commenting on me as being pedophile, bisexual and so on.
:D
chernTze
Friday, February 01, 2008
i just realized that there's this idiom "贵人语迟"
guess it has got to do with why 语迟 is named 语迟! :D
i found out that my maths improved a lot within this one short month.
before i realized it,
i was actually teaching kaini maths (log) for one whole hour.
guess i really have to thank Mrs Ho! :]
she's nice, patient, caring, funny, motivating, inspiring and smart.
and altogether, a wonderful teacher.
i don't want to be involved in 人际纠纷 anymore.
esp in school.
however those words just cnt stop from reaching my ears.
i agree with ruimin.
we shld really stop all those blabbering and just focus on our studies.
我都不在意了，你们也就算了吧。
just offer our help when anyone needs them.
that's what we're really supposed to do as students.
this is such a simple thing to have been figured out by anyone,
however.
i guess they will still have to take quite a long time to think it thru.
chernTze
